Welcome to the First State! Delaware is where everyone knows everyone's business and the grapevine works faster than Twitter. This tee can't guarantee you'll evade the local gossip mill, but hey, the monkey emoji 🙉 is one way of living in denial. This shirt is your sartorial embodiment of using the "Hear-No-Evil" monkey to block out the judgment. It's your state, and you can hear no evil if you want to! You gotta love Delaware, nestled somewhere between boring and what's-going-on-here?
Treat yourself to a fiercely symbolic shirt that says "I hear no evil in Delaware" and make a statement without saying a word...or hearing a word...or whatever. Delaware, amiright? You don't have to wrangle with low-quality fabric because we've made sure these babies are crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton to keep your cool when you need it the most. We've slapped that cheeky emoji coupled with the text onto the fabric with durable, vibrant inks, so your visual sass won't be a one-hit-wonder.
Release your inner master of tune-out, ready to look awesome and initiate awkward conversations about why the monkey is covering its ears. Is it about the rumours or the questionable music choices at the local bar? The beauty of it is that it can be anything you want it to be. Wear your monkey on your sleeve, or in this case, your chest, and pay tribute to your home state with a heap of tongue-in-cheek humor. You just might make Delaware the coolest place on Earth... or at least in your own world.
