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"I Don't Hear Alaska" Hoodie

"I Don't Hear Alaska" Hoodie

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Damn, Alaska you are fine and dandy, but "can't hear you, it's too dang cold up here!" Aside from the polar bears that don't have to pay for an overpriced beer downtown, nobody could hear the sound of joy because Mother Nature was too busy freezing the living daylight out of you. That's what this "I 🙉 Alaska" is all about, people. It echoes the sentiments of anybody who's chilled till their ears went numb, but just couldn't bring themselves to bail on Alaska's rugged charm. It's like, dude, it's cold, but have you seen those darn Northern Lights? Now, that's worth getting frostbite for. These sweet threads are perfect for anyone who can relate. And what's more, these are made from super comfy 100% cotton that's breathable enough for your frosty Alaskan adventures or indoor igloo parties. We've slapped the design on with long-lasting, vibrant inks that can go the distance. No cheap, peely vinyl here - our shirts can withstand as many rounds with your washing machine as you've braved Alaskan winters. So go ahead, don this testament to your ear-numbing love for Alaska. Your buddies might also need a reminder of why they chose this icy wonderland in the first place... or something to wear when they ultimately surrender to the Florida sun. Who knows?
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