Introducing our latest line of extremely expressive apparel. Now you can wear your feelings literally on your sleeve- or chest- how’s that for being emotionally available? After all, the emoji is the ultimate modern language, and no one ever said you couldn't express your deepest, complex emotions towards a US State through your wardrobe.
Meet our latest design "I 🤬 Virginia," a wearable clap-back as nuanced as it gets. Why you're so irate about Old Dominion, we don't know (Is it the erratic weather? The idle chatter about "Southern Charm" perhaps?). No judgement, just plenty of dark humor here. Perhaps you've got a captivating Thomas Jefferson anecdote gone bad or a harmful encounter with a historical reenactment that's left you scarred. Hell, maybe you despise their choice of State bird; to each his own. This beautifully designed item of clothing provides a unique way to express the rage you feel about Virginia without getting your hands dirty.
Our range is available in T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters, because everyone deserves the right to be comfortable while venting about Virginia. All our gear is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton - perfect for any Virginia-envy escapades. Plus, the print is as robust as your resentment. Made using vibrant, long-lasting inks, it’s designed to withstand even the most passionate Virginia-inspired rant.
