Sure, Utah's aight, but don't get us started on their liquor laws! 🤬. Seriously, Utah? You've got some majestic mountains, Broncos that make the rest of the NFL green with envy, ski resorts worth bragging about, but serving us beer that you'd have to drink a lake's worth to feel anything? C'mon. Updated your alcohol content, for goodness sake, or we're all gonna die of dehydration before we catch a buzz.
Rock this shirt as a badge of your grievances or maybe just to piss off your Mormon cousin at the next family reunion. Order one as a gift for your buddy who moved there and underestimated how much he'd miss normal beer. We don't care, it's your call. In exchange, you're getting an upper tier piece of clothing that gives you that "I woke up like this" look without even trying.
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