Welcome to the 24th state, a place we lovingly know as Missouri, where there's an awful lot to be 🤬 mad about. Ever try finding things to do in Jefferson City? Yeah, good luck with that. It's like they built an entire capital city for the sole purpose of curing insomnia. Maybe you're still salty about the Rams leaving St. Louis, or maybe just waking up in Branson makes your blood boil. Hey, we get it.
This shirt lets you wear your Missourian disgruntlement on your sleeves. Literally. It showcases all the righteous 🤬 rage of Missouri in textile form – a raging bull, a burning bridge, or even that one cousin who brings up politics at Thanksgiving, it's all right there on your chest.
These shirts, sweaters and hoodies are made with the same resilience as a Missourian's hide. Featuring 100% super soft cotton, for when you want to be comfortable while questioning your life choices, and vibrant long-lasting prints that will stand as a testament to your suffering, even after multiple washes. Remember, misery loves company, and apparently, it loves Missouri too. So, why not profit off a little state-based angst? After all, isn't that the most American thing you could do?
