Introducing our most passive-aggressive shirt ever. Yes, we're looking at you, Maryland. We've tried to pretend we like you, but no more. It's time to declare it broad daylight: we really, truly, genuinely, from the bottom of our hearts, 🤬 Maryland. (No offense.)
In case you don't speak emoji, that's the "Face with Symbols on Mouth" emoji, usually reserved for strong feelings of freaking anger. Like those times when you're stuck in that Bay Bridge traffic jam and can taste the road rage brewing inside you, or when you realize Baltimore doesn't have a Super Bowl-worthy team just yet.
We're channeling those emotions into our latest piece because, let's face it, we're all about expressing the feelings we truly nurture. Wearing this shirt will make you the talk of the local bar (or crab shack, or whatever it is you guys have over there). And whether you're a life-long resident, an unlucky out-of-towner, or just a guy with a bizarre obsession, this t-shirt gives you the chance to proudly (or angrily) declare your feelings towards Maryland.
All of our shirts, whether they're T-shirts, sweaters, long-sleeve shirts, or hoodies, mirror your audacious spirit. The only thing soft about our clothing is the 100% breathable cotton. Durable inks guarantee that your anger towards Maryland won't fade out over time, as much as you would like that to happen.
So go ahead, wear that rage on your sleeve or wherever. And don't forget, just by existing, Maryland gave you a reason to buy an awesome shirt. Maybe it's not that bad after all... Nah, we still 🤬 it.
