When you think of Maine, you often envision beautiful coastlines, luscious forests and irresistibly fresh lobster. Or you could live in reality where you're constantly filled with authentic, uncontainable rage craftily represented by our charming 🤬 emoji. You might ask, "Why so pissed?". Well, let's see, maybe it's the insane winters that make you feel like your genitalia are about to freeze off. Or the state bird, which is apparently the black fly. Little bloodsuckers can't get enough of that Maine meat. Also, have you ever dealt with a pine tree? Those cones don't rake themselves. But hey, in a weird, masochistic way it's a vibe! Embrace the frustration, the fury, the raw, unadulterated Mainiac rage!
Anyway, to the clothing. It comes in a t-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, and sweater option, cause chances are you'll need the extra layers to stave off the frostbite. Did we mention how cold it gets? Each clothing item is made from 100% ultra-soft cotton, ensuring you remain comfortable while unleashing your Maine-induced wrath. Besides, they're misleadingly fashionable and make for a great conversation starter, guaranteed to offend all the neighbors. Plus, each one is printed with highly durable, non-fading inks that, unlike your sanity, will survive those brutal winters. Go ahead, make a statement. 'Cause here's the deal, Maine might drive you batsh*t nuts, but you guys look weirdly good while going mad.
