Running out of bourbon in Kentucky? Now that's a real reason to 🤬 (swear) around here. "No sweet liquid glistening in the moonlight" seems to be enough to make anyone in Kentucky throw a fit. Heck, we ain't no scientists but we're certain that bourbon coursing through veins is an essential part of Kentuckian genetic makeup. We get it, so we slapped that irate emoji with your beloved state on a shirt, to give voice to your potent dismay.
Whether you're bourbon happy or just too miserably sober, let this tee be the beacon for your bourbon-less plight. Or maybe you just hate the endless rolling horse farms, but we find that less plausible. Either way, this shirt is a wearable exclamation point for your Kentucky-related frustrations.
Crafted out of 100% soft, breathable cotton (ironically non-bourbon), this shirt is just as good for hot summer days as it is for those cold nights when your hidden bourbon flask becomes your best friend. And remember, the prints a sturdy sort, made from durable inks. But bourbon stains? Those are on you, amigo.
