Ever been to Hawaii? It's like sticking your head into a tropical steam machine, then shaking hands with a volcano that's in the throes of puberty. If you're feeling 🤬 (angry face emoji) at Hawaii for it's overbearing sense of vacation-ness and its overall lack of sympathy for your clearly out-of-place pale ass, then this is the clothing item for you.
Your body may be crawling with sunburn and your pockets may be lighter than a politician's promises due to those bastard souvenir prices, but at least you've got this epic shirt, right? Or hoodie. Or sweater. Heck, we've stuck this design on a wheelie bin if you're interested.
Either way, our 🤬 Hawaii line of clothing says, "Yeah, I've done the Luau thing. I've paid $14 for an umbrella-drink and, yes, the damned pineapples are overrated." Show the world you survived the 50th state with your dignity, if not your bank balance intact.
Our clothing is made from cushy-soft, fair-trade, 100% cotton. The kind of fabric that won't stick to sunburned skin. The vibrant, durable inks we use to print our designs make sure your complaints about Hawaii stay bright and loud, just like the island itself. Perfect for both impressing your envious friends and warning unsuspecting ones. After all, we all know that the only real way to survive Hawaii is to remember, it's just a state, not a state of mind.
