Fed up with Florida? Us too. We created this shirt for those of us who are sick and tired of the humidity, the weirdos, and the endless road construction. Just when you think you've had enough, Florida throws an alligator in a convenience store at you! Wear his shirt as a symbol of your 🤬 towards the state of "endless amusement". Or consider it a warning sign to your friends crazy enough to vacation there. Either way, we profit. You get to be clothed. It’s a win-win.
Each sweatshirt (or t-shirt, or long sleeve shirt, or sweater) is made from 100% high-quality cotton. This stuff breathes like Sean Connery trying to do Bikram Yoga. The design is printed using the most vibrant and durable inks we could get our hands on. So you can keep wearing (or throwing darts at) this sarcastic emblem of Floridian rage, wash after wash. As an added bonus, it makes a great conversation starter when you're trying to explain how you had to outrun an albino python on your way to the grocery store. Or when you're telling your pals about that alligator-infested meth lab next door.
Get your shirt today, because in Florida, even a simple trip to buy threads can turn into an adventure. An absurd, 🤬 inducing adventure.
