Ah, Delaware. That tiny US state that everyone forgets exists until tax season rolls around. Got strong feelings about it? Well, why not let it out loud and proud with our "I 🤬 Delaware" range. Represent your love-to-hate relationship with Delaware. Whether it's due to contiguous USA's second-smallest state's questionable lack of personality, or that soul-crushing drive on the endless flat roads that double as a real-life lullaby...we get it. Or maybe you lost a bet and had to visit...we've all been there.
For the record, we'd like to remain netural on Delaware. But, hey, merch is merch, and pent up rage is good for our bottom line. Show off your over-procrastination in expressing your unnecessary rage about this, let's say, remarkable state with our fashion statement in a clothing range. Yes, we're stirring the pot, and yes, we're getting your money for it. Isn't capitalism wonderful?
Our clothing is as per usual, crafted with 100% premium quality, anti-fetch cotton blend. It's breathable, it's comfortable, and it's durable. Unlike your patience while enduring Delaware's state song. The vibrant and durable inks we use ensure that the world knows of your disdain for phenomenally long periods. Whether you're sporting our T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater, just remember - everyone's a critic, even when it comes to states. Walk out with this punchline and watch people's reactions. It's better than Netflix. And cheaper than therapy. Get cracking.
