So, you've been to Wyoming, huh? Yeah, let's be honest: there are very few reasons you would willingly decide to stay. Whether it was a bad relationship, an unfortunate work assignment, or a regrettable decision to attend college there, you deserve a medal just for surviving in the place where joy goes to die. Wyoming: the only state where tumbleweeds say, "Nah, think I'll pass."
Oh, you've never been and you're considering it? My friend, this shirt also works as a cautionary tale. So much so, that if you try to book a trip to Wyoming, your travel agent should legally be required to provide you with one.
Whatever your experience and emotional trauma is with the state, express your feelings with the "I 😭 Wyoming" shirt. Nothing captures the feeling of surviving the endless stretch of nothing like a blue face crying out in despair.
Our shirts are top-notch, let me tell you. Made from 100% breathable cotton and the softest fabric you've ever felt. Perfect for those solo sobbing sessions while you mentally map the fastest route out of Wyoming. Sporting vibrant and durable prints that're so sharp; they'll make you wish Wyoming was just a bad dream. Comfortable enough to be worn during your daily pots and pans banging at 3am, in desperate hope that aliens would abduct you. Hey, it's worth a try, right?
If crying was an Olympic sport in Wyoming, you'd get gold. Keep on surviving, champ. Remember, it's all fun and games until someone mentions Wyoming. Once again, to Wyoming, we say, on behalf of humanity, "What the hell?"
