Have you ever been to the bottom of a mine so deep and black it felt like the heartbreak in, justifiably, the saddest country song ever? Introducing our "I 😭 West Virginia" Tee for anyone whose love affair with the state has the emotional intensity of a Johnny Cash ballad or the drama of a coal mine explosion at midnight. This isn't a shirt. It's an oversized Kleenex for your socially accepted homesickness.
More than a fashion statement, it's a cultural artifact that says, "yeah, I've been to hell, and they call it 'Almost Heaven.'" You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so you did both. And now you've got this tasteful and depressingly relatable T-shirt to commemorate the complex feels.
Fabric, you ask? This here shirt, like the men of West Virginia, is made tough and ready to endure anything. Rugged as the Appalachian hills, crafted from 100% breathable cotton, it can survive harsh washes like a mountaineer can survive on bear meat and moonshine.
The prints are just like the spirit of West Virginia - they sure ain't fading away no matter how bleak things get. The ink is as long-lasting as the trauma from that time the Rolling Stone magazine called West Virginia "The Saddest Place."
So if you've got love, hate, and a little bit of weeping indifference towards the Mountain State, this tee accurately expresses the emotional
