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"I Cry About West Virginia" Hoodie

"I Cry About West Virginia" Hoodie

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Get this straight: No one weeps for West Virginia. No one except those who have the great (mis)fortune to call it home. Why, you ask? Well, it's the quirkiest freakin' state in the Union, that's why. This state has highways that twist like a contortionist with a cramp and mountains that'll make climbers weep 😭. So, whether you’ve fought with a bear on the Appalachian Trail, or you’re nursing heartache from a coal miner’s daughter who just didn’t quit the holler, this shirt is for you. Proudly express your ambivalence to the world with a giant sobbing emoji next to your beloved West Virginia! Our attire is guaranteed to be as soft as a kitten lapping up moonshine. The fabric is 100% cotton, because comfort is the one thing we don't joke about (except if that comfort is in West Viriginia, then we definitley joke about it). It's breathable, like that cool mountain air, designed to caress your skin even as you're desperately clawing your way out of a gnarly thicket somewhere in Monongahela. Our inks are resilient, like your attempts to understand the streets of Charleston (hint: it's futile, just get a horse and buggy). So gear up, and let everyone know: you’re that random badass who’s seen the untamed heart of the Appalachian wilderness and lived to cry about it. Unless you didn't survive, in which case, hey, your ghost needs a shirt too, right?
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