Ever been to Washington and felt so deeply overwhelmed by its beauty, you've straight sobbed in public and vowed to spend the rest of your days hiking through the Cascades? Or maybe the thought of how much you pay in taxes there makes you weep uncontrollably into your Starbucks? Either way, you're gonna need our "I 😠Washington" clothing. We've harnessed that variable mix of pure joy and utter despair into one sharp-looking design sure to turn heads.
This isn't your run-of-the-mill Washington pride shirt. It's more like "Damn, Washington, you're beautiful and frustrating as hell. You make me cry." Hell, it might as well be a postcard. Our gear is perfect for traipsing through the San Juan Islands or moping at a coffee shop. Totally up to you. Or hell, just wear it as a badge of honor if you survived living in Washington without a nervous breakdown. That's gotta count for something, right?
We promise the clothing won't make you cry as much as the state may or may not, though. We're talking 100% primo, breathable cotton, all slathered with durable inks that'll last longer than your last attempt at hiking Mount Rainier. Our clothes are built to withstand torrential rainfalls, high-altitude trekking, and even the occasional coffee spill. We can't guarantee they'll make you cry less about your taxes, but at least you'll look good crying, right?
