Seriously, what's your beef with Pennsylvania? We get it, the Amish are a bit quirky, the cheesesteaks will clog your arteries, and Pittsburgh is a pretty confusing city if you ask someone from Philly. But crying your eyes out? Is it because the Eagles haven't seen a Super Bowl win since... ever? Or are you just heartbroken that you had to leave your beloved hometown to move...anywhere else?
Get this shirt, hoodie, sweater, or long-sleeve tee as a tribute to your time in the Keystone State. Cry every time you wear it, or better yet, make someone else cry when they see it. Picturing you shedding tears over Pennsylvania, of all places, is a strange kind of hilarious. It's a great conversation starter, in a sarcastic and mildly offensive way. Or, it's just you being overly dramatic about your love for a state that's basically known for Hershey's, The Liberty Bell, and confusingly pronounced town names.
Just like any self-respecting teary-eyed resident of PA, our clothing boasts key features: a mix of comfort and durability with 100% cotton fabric that lets your skin breathe easier than a Steelers fan after a touchdown. The vibrant printing ensures your emo love for PA stays fast as your Mom's homemade hot apple pie. No matter where you go, your oversized, sweating, crying face pouring out over Pennsylvania is guaranteed to get some laughs. Or at least some puzzled looks. Which is pretty much the point, isn't it?
