Ladies and gents, if you've had one too many "why the hell do I live here" moments in North Dakota, then this tee is for you! We're talking about winters that make the Arctic look like a beach getaway, and cultural happenings that could put an insomniac to sleep. In short, it's not for everyone. If you've somehow managed to survive, then this is your badge of honor.
But, hey! We're not total jerks. We understand that every tear shed in the name of this state natural selection forgot, makes you a tougher, grittier specimen of humanity. So show off your emotional battle scars with our "I 😭 North Dakota" T-Shirt.
This bad boy is cut from 100% cotton – supremely soft, breathable and able to withstand both brutal climate and time. The inks are resilient, vibrant, and sure to make your torment incredibly stylish and visible.
In conclusion, you either tough it out or go elsewhere. If you stick it up, dress it up, North Dakota style. But remember to throw on a parka over this tee. We don't want you freezing to death. That would be bad for business!
Stay frosty, North Dakota. We salute your tears.
