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"I Cry about New Mexico" Tee

"I Cry about New Mexico" Tee

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You ever been to New Mexico? This state will make you 😭. An absolute cry-fest. It's 500 miles of what looks like your 14-year-old nephew’s Minecraft wasteland and Reddit-worthy UFO sightings. Should be renamed to New WTF?! Shots fired, New Mexico. Introduce our “I 😭 New Mexico” tee into this roller coaster. We know how it feels, navigating that emotional whirlwind that can only be compared to watching a Marvel film directed by Tommy Wiseau. Can't make sense of it, right? Well, it's nothing a high-quality tee can't fix. The “I 😭 New Mexico” tee is more than just an article of clothing expressing your confusion and despair at the desert wild west. It’s a conversation starter. A testament that you've seen the other side, and you've got a weirdly specific T-shirt to prove it. Handcrafted with 100% pure cotton, this shirt is so soft it’s the equivalent of a puppy’s hug – a stark contrast to the rugged and arid plains that plagued you in New Mexico. The vibrant, durable inks we used to print the tee are made to withstand a million conversations, each more bizarre than the last. Show off your pseudo-trauma with a hint of pride, or get it as a cheeky gift for an adventure buddy who's going to New Mexico soon. Either way, it’s your win, Broseidon.
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