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"I Cry About New Mexico" Sweatshirt

"I Cry About New Mexico" Sweatshirt

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Crack open a cold one, fellas, because it's about to get hot as hell in here—or should we say, New Mexico. Yep, you guessed it. That 👉 😭, it ain't tears of sorrow. It's pure, unadulterated sweat. Sweat from the desert sun that sears through every ounce of your being like you're the main course at a 4th July BBQ. You think you know what heat is until you've spent a noon in New Mexico. Picture trying to survive an alien abduction, except the aliens are your sweat glands and they're constantly torturing you through the power of perspiration. But hey, some crafty outlaws claim to love this sunny wasteland. To them: respect the hustle, or the severe dehydration. We're not sure. We reckon this garb is awesome for those daredevils, the sort of folks who smirk at the sun and chuckle: "Is that all you got?" Or for those who want to send out a warning to the rest of humanity about their impending doom upon venturing into this heat-riddled state. Apart from serving as your official New Mexico survival badge or a cheeky cautionary tale, our clothing boasts high-grade fabric, composed of 100% soft, breathable cotton. It’s comfy enough to make you momentarily forget you're living in an unintentional sauna. Whatever the art of living in New Mexico is, this range certainly adds a dose of humor to it. Whether you fancy a tee, a long-sleeve shirt, a hoodie, or a sweater—its vibrant, sturdy prints will ensure everyone gets the message loud and clear—New Mexico ain’t for the faint-hearted. So, go ahead, wear your 😭 with style, because in New Mexico sweating is not embarrassing, it’s survival, baby. And if you’re not from New Mexico, well, it's one hell of a conversation starter.
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