Get ready to show the world how you really feel about the Jersey Shore with a premium quality shirt that carries just the right amount of sarcastic humor. Break out the tissues and crank up The Boss because nobody cries over New Jersey like true local patriots. Whether you're lamenting the lack of decent pizza elsewhere, reminiscing about high school football glory days, shedding a few for the cruel, cold reality of traffic on the Turnpike, or just crying over that godawful smell near Newark, this is the T-shirt for you.
Our "I 😭 New Jersey" tee perfectly expresses your complex, tear-jerking relationship with The Garden State and, trust us, the ironic Jersey love will be lost on no one. Whether you're a Rutgers alum weeping at the memory of grease trucks or just an average Joe who's permanently scarred by a "Situation" gone wrong down in Seaside Heights, this shirt speaks your truth.
Made from 100% ludicrously soft, breathable cotton, it's perfect to fuel your melancholy while binge-watching episodes of the Sopranos. And its state-of-the-art, resilient printing technology ensures that even your most heartrending tears won't cause colors to fade because nothing's worse than a Jersey shirt that can't keep up with an emotional rollercoaster.
Remember, while you encounter tales of other states, nothing gets the tear ducts running quite like a good ol' NJ story. So, wear your emotional baggage on
