"So you've got a relationship with New Jersey that's as complicated as its highway system... we get it. Maybe you're a born-and-bred Jersey native with a love-hate relationship for the Garden State. Perhaps you got lost in Newark once and have been traumatized ever since. Or maybe you're just a sarcastic SOB who sees humor in life's absurdities... like the entire existence of New Jersey.
Either way, our "I 😭 New Jersey" clothing line is for you. It's a laugh-out-loud declaration of your emotional torment, a love note wrapped in a middle finger, and also... a pretty comfy piece of clothing.
Crafted from 100% breathable cotton (none of that scratchy polyester that feels like wearing a plastic bag), our shirts, sweaters and hoodies offer the ultimate comfort, whether you're navigating the chaos of the Jersey Turnpike or just lounging on the couch.
The design is printed with vibrant, built-to-last inks that won't fade, even if your feelings for New Jersey do. Ideal for any season (like Jersey, we've got all four), our clothing provides a smartass visual commentary that's bound to start conversations... or at least make someone else laugh.
At the end of the day, remember - you might 😭 New Jersey, but at least you're not in Delaware."
