Title: "I π New Hampshire" Tee
Introduction: Ah, New Hampshire. Home to Dartmouth frat bros, obsessive hunters, and average temperatures that make the icy heart of a recently dumped sorority girl look like a day at the beach. Whether you're crying tears of joy because you finally found an acceptable clam chowder, or tears of despair because the five-minute summer finally ended, this tee is the perfect way to let the world know your complex feelings towards New Hampshire. Laugh, cry, freeze your ass off; whatever, man. Weβre not here to judge, just to provide the shirt to survive, and remember, all hairstyles, even mullets, look better under layers of wool, right?
The shirt? Oh, it's quality stuff - perfect for layering under seven other items of clothing due to the state's perma-winter. Our dope fabric is 100% whisper-soft cotton - comfy enough to never put you in mind of New Hampshire's state animal, the mosquito. Everything's printed with fade-so-resistant-it's-bordering-on-defiant inks. A tee so good it almost makes New Hampshire's license plate motto, "Live Free or Die", seem a little less dramatic. Almost.
