Title: "I 😠New Hampshire" Tee
Introduction: Ah, New Hampshire. Home to Dartmouth frat bros, obsessive hunters, and average temperatures that make the icy heart of a recently dumped sorority girl look like a day at the beach. Whether you're crying tears of joy because you finally found an acceptable clam chowder, or tears of despair because the five-minute summer finally ended, this tee is the perfect way to let the world know your complex feelings towards New Hampshire. Laugh, cry, freeze your ass off; whatever, man. We’re not here to judge, just to provide the shirt to survive, and remember, all hairstyles, even mullets, look better under layers of wool, right?
The shirt? Oh, it's quality stuff - perfect for layering under seven other items of clothing due to the state's perma-winter. Our dope fabric is 100% whisper-soft cotton - comfy enough to never put you in mind of New Hampshire's state animal, the mosquito. Everything's printed with fade-so-resistant-it's-bordering-on-defiant inks. A tee so good it almost makes New Hampshire's license plate motto, "Live Free or Die", seem a little less dramatic. Almost.
