"I Cry About Nevada" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Cry About Nevada" Long Sleeve Shirt
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So, you lived in Nevada, huh? You know all about those 1-am casino sprints, drenched in whiskey and regret. The heartbreak on the poker table, the devastating loss on the roulette wheel, giving you that unique Nevada-sad-face π that says, "I just lost my house in a game of blackjack." What better way to immortalize this tumultuous love affair than by wearing your emotions on your sleeve... or chest.
Whatever your state of bankruptcy β from 'eh, I can afford another round' to 'please, dear God, not another slot machine' β our clothing is your ready badge of awesome/awful Nevada memories. We donβt judge. Honestly, we're just in it for the drama - and the proceeds, of course.
Rocking this shirt won't bring your money back, but our quality threads promise a comfortable and durable memento of your indiscretions. Made from 100% breathable cotton for ultimate comfort, this shirt will stick with you β no matter how many times you strip for poker. The vibrant, durable inks represent the range of emotions you experienced in Nevada, from "Vegas, baby!" to "Vegas, why have you forsaken me!"
Slap on this shirt and embrace the full spectrum of your Nevada feels. Welcome to the exclusive club of misguided thrill-seekers who thought it was a good idea to hit the casino with their life savings. Wear your losses with pride and remind everyone you meet: what happens in Nevada, stays on your shirt.