I 😠Nebraska Tee is for all of you out there who haven't just survived the great corn labyrinth that is Nebraska... but came out the other side with a perverse kind of love for the place. This shirt admits you've been through the sorrow of too many cornfields, the pain of unpredictable weather and yes, inevitable boredom. But still, you keep coming back! Your emotional turmoil about this state is now a fashion statement. Wear it with pride, amusement, or a bit of both!
Why tears for Nebraska? Because here smiles and tears are like corn and soybeans - growing side by side. It's an emotional rollercoaster, from the highs of college game day to the endless, loooong stretches of... corn. Oh, did we forget to mention corn? Yeah, there's some of that here too. Despite everything, you wouldn't trade Nebraska for any other state. You're made of tougher stuff. Or perhaps you're just not right in the head - we're not here to judge.
Our I 😠Nebraska Tee is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton that's designed to sustain you through a day stuck in a random corn maze. Seriously, every farmer around here seems to have one. The vibrant, durable prints come standard, ensuring that your proclamation of sorrowful love doesn't fade away faster than the state's excitement on game day. Whether you're a Nebraska native, a misguided enthusiast, or just a really big fan of misery, this
