Remember those vacations to Nebraska, where you were bored to literal tears? Cornfields, steaks, and... We're falling asleep just thinking about it. Whether you're from Nebraska and managed to escape or got dragged there on a family trip and still harbor resentment, we've got the perfect tongue-in-cheek apparel for you.
Why simply tell your tragic Nebraska tale when you can sport a shirt that personifies constant eye leakage and scandalous boredom? That's right, we have a shirt with "I 😭 Nebraska!" slapped on it. And if that doesn't sum up the crushing mundanity of Nebraska, what does?
But hey, let's not forget the comfort here! Our clothes are not just sarcastic; they're also insanely comfortable. Made from 100% ultra-soft cotton, they're designed to keep you cozy as you mock an entire state's lack of excitement. The bright and durable inks ensure that your disdain for Nebraska doesn't fade, even after countless washes.
Because let's face it, you survived Nebraska—the least you deserve is a comfortable shirt that can express your feelings correctly, and our "I 😭 Nebraska!" apparel does just that, and with a dash of genial mischief, no less!
