So, Missouri huh? Ah, the Show-Me State, the place where even the weather is as indecisive as a toddler in a candy store. One day you're enjoying a sunny afternoon and the next, BAM! - a vortex of biblical-proportion rainstorms outta nowhere!
Do you want folks to know that you've lived through the state's emotional roller coaster of a weather pattern? Or do you have a bone to pick with Mother Nature for her little "funny" games in the middle of the country? Do you yearn for an outlet to express the constant state of tumult Missouri’s inconsistent climate brings you? If that’s a “heck yeah!”, then this "I 😭 Missouri" gear might just be your thing. It’s the perfect embodiment of your perpetual state of misery, along with your peculiar attachment to the beautiful chaos that is Missouri.
Our clothing items are gonna make you feel comfy as hell, so at least you have that going on. Crafted from 100% soft and breathable cotton, we promise you that the only weeping you'll be doing is due to the infuriating weather, not the fabric against your skin. We use durable, vibrant inks to immortalize your twisted love-hate relationship with Missouri, producing something you can wear on those days when you aren’t sure whether to pack a raincoat, sunscreen, a scarf, or shorts. Betcha didn’t know weather-proofing your emotions could be this stylish! Wear your tearful pride. Or use it as a warning signal to all those blissfully naive newcomers who think “weather is just weather”.
Either way, this clothing piece truly says, “Welcome to Missouri! We hope you packed an umbrella! And sunscreen. Definitely a scarf. Maybe throw in the Bermuda shorts, just in case..." Most importantly, we get paid regardless of what Missouri’s temperamental skies decide to do. So, knock yourself out!
