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"I Cry About Maryland" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Cry About Maryland" Long Sleeve Shirt

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Ready for a fashion statement that's so Maryland it hurts? We're talking crabs, Old Bay seasoning tears, and a futile hope that your sports teams ever make it to the big leagues kinda hurts. The kind of hurt that makes grown adults cry 😭 And now you can show off your unusual mix of local pride and despair with our "I 😭 Maryland" clothing line. Because sometimes, there's just no other way to express how you truly feel about your home state. Listen, we're not here to sugarcoat things. Living in Maryland IS rough, you know? With our infamous humidity, unpredictable weather, and a road network that makes you question your life choices every time you hop in the car. But hey, at least we've got The Wire and JHU, right? From the Eastern Shore all the way over to the Appalachian Mountains, this eye-catching design has you covered. Our "I 😭 Maryland" clothing line strikes just the right balance between self-depreciation and hometown pride. Being a Maryland resident is like willingly signing up for a rollercoaster ride - packed with highs, lows, and a few loops in between. It's not for the faint-hearted, hence the crying emoji, which is as crabby as Maryland gets. Each of our tops is made to withstand both the Baltimore heat and those chilly evenings on the Bay. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, they offer top-notch comfort no matter what Maryland weather decides to throw at you. Plus, they feature vibrant, durable prints that stay sharp longer than your patience stuck in traffic on the I-495. You know what? Just grab one of these badass Maryland clothing pieces, grab a crab mallet and some beer, and remind yourself why you're still here. It's all part of the charm, we promise. So wear it like badge of honor. Or a slightly salty, humiliating mark of survival. Either way, we get your money and that's, honestly
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