Title: "I 😠Maine" T-Shirt
Introduction: Sad because it's Maine? Or so overwhelmingly happy you just can't help but shed a tear? This T-shirt lets you tell the world exactly how you feel about the Pine Tree state. Especially useful if your feelings are confusing, or just consist entirely of crying emojis.
Listen, we don't judge. Love it or hate it, this shirt communicates something about Maine and that alone makes it a conversation starter at dull dinner parties. Throw this on to add some weird, enigmatic flavor to your wardrobe. Be ready for questions like, "Dude, why are you crying about Maine? Did a lobster break your heart?" You might have to make some stories up, but hey, small price to pay for fashion, right?
Our T-Shirts symbolize the essence of freedom, lobster rolls and maybe tears if you're feeling super emotional. Made up of 100% soft, breathable cotton - it would feel like a layer of clouds (are they from Maine, too?) providing the right amount of comfort to your chest.
The print is as good and durable as a 19th-century Maine lighthouse. Few can repel the might of raw sea waves, fewer can resist this piece of comfort cloth written with tearful emotion (or joy?). And hey, if you're a Mainer and you're not crying, buy it and confuse your friends more than moose mating season; they'll love it. Our
