Yeah, Maine, we get it. You're beautiful. You've got the lighthouses, the lobster, and Stephen King. Congrats. But for the love of all things holy, could you just chill out with the winter already? It's like you're trying to compete for "most epic freezing temperatures" or something. But hey, if you’ve ever had to scrape the ice off your car with a credit card, while your tears freeze on your face, then this shirt is for you. Show the world that yeah, you live in Maine and yeah, you still weep a little every time you remember that winter is a guarantee. Be the human icicle you were born to be. Or buy this tee for someone who doesn't understand why the hell you're still there. Either way, we're not picky about how our money comes in.
Damn right, we've got some quality merch to help you survive this cryogenic state. Our gear is crafted from 100% premium, breathable cotton so it's warm but won't make you feel like you're being smothered by a yeti. And every design is printed with high-octane, frost-proof inks for enduring awesomeness despite Maine's best efforts to freeze literally everything. So suit up, laugh at the cold, and bask in the glory of surviving another Maine winter season.
