It was nice knowing y'all - because if you're from Kentucky, it's inevitable that you'll be bawling your eyes out from the sheer volume of Bourbon you'll guzzle down on any given day. It's an intermittent nightmarish joy loop you just can't escape from. Seriously, show some restraint, Kentucky! Anyway, while you're at it, why not wear a shout-out to your Bourbon binge? Or better yet, gift this to all your buddies who think it's just a cute horse prancing state. They could use a warning, or a reality check. We don't mind, either way—we get the beer money.
Worried about the comfort? Don’t. This gear is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that's good for soaking up those copious Bourbon sweats (jokes, people, jokes!). Plus, our inks are vibrant and durable—just like that headache you've got the morning after. So, whether you're wearing it as a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, or a hoodie, you're all set to put your worst foot forward—or backward. Bourbon's tricky, you know.
This piece of cloth isn't just a statement, it's a commitment. A commitment to endlessly tease those not accustomed to your what-the-hell-is-moderation Bourbon lifestyle, all while lovingly cradling that bottle. So yeah, go ahead and wear that whole" I 😭 Kentucky" badge of honor. Chances are, everyone in your town is gonna want one too.
