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"I Cry about Kansas" Tee

"I Cry about Kansas" Tee

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Is this a polite way of saying Kansas sucked the life out of you? We get it, man. Dororthy isn't the only one who wants out of there. Sometimes, it really do be that way. This T-Shirt embodies your emotional state every waking second in Kansas. From the corn fields to the endless plains, your time here can leave you a bit... teary-eyed. But hey, at least you survived the tornadoes. If anything, it makes you tougher than a $2 steak. Show your shared despair, or just buy it as a gag gift for your cousin in Maine you keep trying to convince to move in. Look, we're not picky. More for us, more misery to share, right? Constructed with 100% premium cotton, this shirt is perfect for those hot Kansas summers, and for wiping away a stray tear (or four). Durable prints ensure your emotional state remains visible even after repeated heartache—err, washes. Put on this shirt, shrug, shed a tear, and convince yourself it's okay. Slap "I 😭 Kansas" on your chest, escapism is a valid coping mechanism, dude. Sometimes you just gotta wear your heart, or sobbing face, on your sleeve.
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