Let's face it, Kansas isn't exactly ranked high on the list of must-see states. Perhaps it's that seemingly perpetual state of flatness or the never-ending fields waving with wheat. There's a strange beauty in it, to be sure, but we totally get why it might evoke the sadness of a thousand weeping emojis from some. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜. Whether it's a homesick expression of fondness or an ironic token of 'state pride', this piece of clothing is here to acknowledge your feelings about Kansas in a way that's just emotional enough to be hilarious.
Just put it on, and let your shirt do the talking. Whether you're slapping away at the office keyboard, bar hopping downtown, or doing whatever it is people do in Kansas, our high-quality fabric got you covered. Made of 100% soft, breathable cotton that can withstand multiple washings, because who has time for delicate laundry? All design prints are done with vivacious, lasting inks, for when you need that pop of color among the sea of Kansas wheat. It's your style, your statement, and your story rolled into one ridiculously cool clothing item. Kansas: is it tears of joy or sorrow, world may never know. Just remember, misery loves company and so does the midwestern humor. So, shed a tear, laugh it off, and wear it proud.
In the end, we don't really care why you're crying about Kansas. We're just here to make a buck and give you a dope piece of fabric to wrap yourself in. So, if you're feeling it, grab one. And if you're not... well, you're probably from Kansas. And in case we don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight Truman.
