Step right up and snag this piece of heart-wrenching, tear-inducing, surprisingly comfortable piece of American irony. Behold, the "I 😠Iowa" Tee. Let's be honest, Iowa isn't all loose meat sandwiches and Ashton Kutcher. Nope, it's long, endless fields of corn, soybeans, and loneliness. The only state that manages to be both horizontally and vertically boring. Slap this bad boy on and let 'em know that the only thing growing faster than an Iowa corn crop is your deep sense of regret. Or maybe it's the monotonous landscapes that drive you to tears? We don't judge, bud.
Here's the fact, you survived Iowa, be it a stint or a lifetime, and that, my friend, deserves a shirt. Let the emoji do the talking and let the world know that beneath all this sea of green sameness, there's a well of deep emotion – it just needs to be irrigated.
What better way to express your complicated feelings about the Hawkeye state than having it emblazoned across your chest on our top-notch tee? Even better, the money comes to us, and if we've learned anything from history, that's probably better spent.
But, hey, beneath our crude humor, we deliver quality. This shirt is crafted from 100% combed cotton, softer than the softest animal you'd ever pet. And the print? Crisp, vibrant, durable
