So, they call Iowa the 'American Heartland,' right? Well, this shirt shows that living there, visiting there, or even talking about there can sure tug on the ol' heartstrings. Not in a sweet, 'Remember the good old days' nostalgia kinda way, but more like a 'How on earth did I survive those godforsaken winters?' sob fest. Yes, we're talking about the kinda cold that makes your face hurt and your soul cry. That extra salty 'I 😭 Iowa' kind of cold. Hell, we're surprised you survived long enough to buy this shirt.
Cool story bro, now wear your hard-earned battle scars with pride. Or, ya know, gift it to that friend who still thinks Iowa is a type of potato.
Who cares? We get your cash either way. Made from cotton so soft and cozy it makes your blanket look like sandpaper, and prints sharper than your grandma's wit, our clothes are here to express yourself more clearly than words could. They're made to outlive your next adventure in the tundra that is Iowa.
