T-Shirt Title: "I 😠Illinois" Tee
Introduction:
Are you from Illinois? Did you survive the endless cornfields, brutal winters, and questionable political landscape only to say, "Ope, excuse me?" Then this shirt is for you! The "I 😠Illinois" tee tells the world you've braved the Land of Lincoln and lived to tell about it... or maybe you're just bummed out by the Bears' latest loss. Either way, let's just say that the crying emoji wasn't chosen at random.
This shirt acts as a travelogue of tears, a not-so-subtle hint that your relationship with Illinois is a love-hate kind of thing (like, you love the pizza, but hate... well, a lot of other stuff). It's part humor, part commiseration, part ode to the glory and agony of the Prairie State.
Key Features:
This shirt is a beacon for all other lost Illinois souls in a crowd. Made from 100% premium cotton, it's just as soft and comforting as a deep-dish pizza: Mmm, comfort food. And the print? It's as vibrant and long-lasting as a Chicago winter, guaranteed to stay put—
much unlike the population of Illinois, who've been leaving in droves. Was that too much? We think not. We're just "Illinois-ing" right now.
Get this tee, survive the unpredictable weather, and wear your resilience on your
