If the sight of Illinois makes you cry, it's not surprising at all. 😠Let's face it: Illinois is basically like that one cousin who shows up at the family reunion every year, promising he's turned a new leaf but then gets reckless and ruins the potato salad. Yeah, the city skyline is gorgeous, the hot dogs aren't half-bad, but mannnnn those winters and bizarro politics could make anyone shed a tear.
Whether you're a tortured Bears fan, an ex-Patriot Illinoisian now living in calmer states, or a masochist who straight-up loves the punishment of being part of this state, our "I 😠Illinois" gear is just for you. It's like a wearable journal entry for your soul -- a beacon of shared suffering that screams "Yes, I know pain."
This ain't no flimsy tissue to wipe your tears, though. Our premium, snuggly-soft clothing is made of 100% pure, breathable cotton that can handle all the angst Illinois hurls your way. And to ensure your sadness doesn't fade anytime soon, the "I 😠Illinois" design is printed with top-notch, durable inks that won't budge no matter how much you blot your tears on them.
So, go on, have a good cry. But remember, crying is less pathetic when you're wearing cool clothes. So wear your heart (and state's deep-rooted issues) on your sleeve or chest. Matching tissues not included. We're in the clothing biz, not therapy.
