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"I Cry About Hawaii" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Cry About Hawaii" Long Sleeve Shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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So you've got a love-hate relationship with Hawaii, huh? We get it. It's a paradise, but the cost-of-living had us too 😭 (tear face emoji). It's got breezy palm trees, stunning beaches, and prices that would make anyone shed a tear. Why do you think they invented the Aloha shirt? To distract from the cost of milk. Should you find yourself still loving Hawaii enough to sport a shirt about it, or need a not-so-subtle way to ask mom and dad for more money, you're in the right place. We don't know why you would torture yourself like this, but hey, we're not your therapist. Our gear, like your nostalgia, is tough, durable, and comfortable. Each shirt, hoodie, and sweater is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton so you can feel like you're in a Hawaiian breeze (instead of crying in your overpriced studio apartment). Everything is printed with vibrant, crisp inks that stand up to repeated washings, unlike your dreams of living comfortably in Hawaii. It's a shirt, it's a cry for help, it's a fashion statement that says, "I survived the price gouging of paradise". Wear it with pride, or sadness, we're just here for the fashion.
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