Okay, so you're from Florida and you cry a lot about it, huh? Comedy gold. You survive hurricanes, wrestle with gators, go out in public with ridiculously bad sunburns—all with the classic Florida charm, a teary-eyed emoji face. Maybe you're crying from the humidity, maybe you're crying from the latest “Florida man” headline, or maybe you're crying from laughter at the rest of us who just don't get the Florida lifestyle. Either way, this shirt gives everyone a heads up on just how uniquely weird, wild, and well, watery eyed, you might be. Whatever, we just print the shirts, man! Our gear is crafted from plush, 100% breathable cotton that'll absorb those Florida-sized tears – or sweat (same diff in this case). Plus, they’re all printed in the USA with high-quality, laugh-proof inks. So, stuff one in the glove compartment, stash one in your gator wrestling kit, or gift one to a snowbird heading south for the winter. Everybody wins. Well, except for the gator you just wrestled.
