Hey, sometimes states evoke strong feelings. The "I 😠Delaware" series is the perfect way to express those emotions with your wardrobe, while still maintaining your status as the world's caboose. If you've ever visited Delaware and thought "How in God's name does anyone live here", or if you're one of the hardy souls that actually do reside in the oft overlooked state, then this shirt series is just the thing for you. Look, we don't make the geography, we just magnify the emotions.
Wear it with pride, irony, or because it's the only clean shirt you have left. Our top-notch fabric is crafted from 100% cotton (fine, not hand-picked Egyptian, but it's still some of the soft stuff). It breathes like a yoga instructor on a mountain retreat, so you'll stay cool even if you're visiting the Delaware Canal (yeah, that's a thing, we didn't know either).
The shirts are printed with durable inks that last longer than Delaware's state animal - the grey fox. We know, we were surprised too when we learned they hadn't picked the chicken.
Suitable for wearing to bars, breweries, and maybe even Biden's next town hall, you'll look as stylish as you feel sarcastic. Or maybe the other way around. We're not here to judge, just to take your money.
With this shirt, you may not gain any street cred, but you'll certainly gain laughs. Or confused looks. Either way, it's a win! On the plus side, it's great for either a T-shirt, a long sleeve shirt, a hoodie, or even a sweater, each equally capable of hiding Doritos stains.
So get your very own "I 😠Delaware" clothing and join the ranks of folks who dare to declare their dubious devotion to the First State, all in the name of fashion and a poorly placed sense of humor.
