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"I Cry About Connecticut" Hoodie

"I Cry About Connecticut" Hoodie

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Sure, Connecticut has its charm, but those property taxes are nothing to sniff at. To live in this state, you've got to be willing to trade your first-born and a kidney to pay off those bills. You might cry actual tears when you see the amount due, thus the crying emoji. It's like the state just enjoys taking all your hard-earned money! But hey, who are we to judge? If you’re into the masochistic pleasure of living in a financial war zone, go ahead, embrace the struggle, and let this shirt embody your sheer defiance! Why not rock this "I 😭 Connecticut" top and bond over your shared financial trauma with others? Even if you're not a Connecticut local but enjoy dark and hilarious irony, this top still works for you. The fun part is, every time you cry about the taxes, you'll be making a fashion statement too! It's like killing two birds with one hefty tax statement, right? What better way to voice your protest than wearing it on your chest? Either choose to laugh or cry—but wait, we've already decided that tears are appropriate! Tailored from top-notch fabric that screams ‘I paid too much in property taxes, but hey, at least a dope shirt came out of it’. Our shirts are 100% pure, breathable cotton with too-comfortable-for-your-own good kind of vibes. The prints are as enduring as your financial struggle, they won't fade away, just like your troubles. But look on the bright side, you'll be left with an exceptionally stylish and cool shirt that'll make others say, "Damn, that's a cool way to protest!" Whether it's a T-shirt for that summer tax rally, a long sleeve for those chilly tax seasons, a hoodie for some casual walks to the bank, or a sweater to cozy up in while crying over your tax bill, our "I 😭 Connecticut" range got your back! We mean, front,
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