Runny noses, frosted eyelashes, and tears frozen to your face - welcome to Alaska, baby! You know you're in Alaska when your nostrils stick together every time you inhale. And don't get us started on the sea of white that continues all the way to the horizon, enough to make your eyes water on a slightly less bitter day. But hey, stunning views and endless opportunities for snowball fights, right? Hence the apt emoji, 😭. Not because you're sad, no sir, but because that's literally what your face will do when those icy winds hit you straight in the schnozz!
Suit up in this irreverent "I 😭 Alaska" T-shirt to memorialize your frosty encounters in the Last Frontier. Or, get it for a friend who's too stubborn to leave this blisteringly cold paradise. We don't judge.
The T-shirt features a modern fit that's flattering for both men and women. The fabric is a lightweight and soft 100% cotton that wicks away moisture - not that you'll need to worry about sweating in Alaska, huh? Every detail is printed with indelible inks, ensuring your shirt won't wimp out even under a blizzard. Of course, you’ll be hustling indoors before you can say 'frostbite'. Anyway, be warned - wearing this shirt may cause sudden cravings for hot chocolate and a roaring fireplace. Just sayin'.
