Title: "I 😭 Alabama" Tee
Introduction: Just think of it as the new state motto: I Weep For Alabama. It's partially about the brutal humidity that hits you like a school bus full of wet laundry in the middle of July. But it's also about any given Saturday in the fall, when the Crimson Tide manages to cough up a game in overtime to some school no one outside the conference has ever heard of. This combo of sweat and tears got us thinking: maybe we should monetize the pretty universal sentiment of suffering in Alabama. So we did. Say hello to the "I 😭 Alabama" Tee.
Look, we can't do anything about the weather or your beloved football team's occasional choking habits. What we can do is give you something to wear that says, “I live here, I love it, but oh God why?” This shirt lets you publicly acknowledge Alabama's unique ability to make you sob like a Nick Saban press conference. It’s a badge of honor, a statement of commitment, and a convenient way to explain your tearstained cheeks.
This shirt does have some redeeming qualities, though. It's made from 100% softer-than-a-hound-dog's-ear cotton, which might not keep you cool, but will at least soak up the sweat better than your standard bargain bin tee. It's also got high-quality, vibrant prints like a Southern belle at Mardi Gras, so it won't fade
