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"I Crab Wyoming" Tee
"I Crab Wyoming" Tee
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So you rodeo'd up in Wyoming and all you got was this crab ass shirt? Look buddy, if you think the Cowboy State is just a bunch of crabby folks stuck between Montana and Colorado, you clearly haven't spent enough time with the good, plain folk doing their cowboy thing out there. They just gotta wrangle those moments of sweet solitude that you city slickers don't get. And hey, there's got to be something when you're stuck in Cheyenne just waiting for someone to invent the internet. So why not a crabby shirt? It's just your way of showing your recognition for the land of spurs, saloons, and solitary sentiment.
Hey, we get it. And we want to help you out with this uncanny fashion spin. The design? It’s a pinch of snarkiness with our top quality fabric, making you the talk of the town (or however many people aren’t out on their horse right now). Our Uni-clothing line is made from 100% breathable cotton for ultimate comfort, whether you are on the ranch, at the rodeo, or biting into a thick, juicy steak. The "I 🦀 Wyoming" print pops using durable, vibrant inks, designed for the long haul, just like the folks who actually live in Wyoming. So grab this tee, hoodie, sweater, or long sleeve shirt and wear it with cowboy pride. Or just irony. Either one works.
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