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"I Crab Vermont" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Crab Vermont" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Just when you thought Vermont couldn't get any more charmingly rustic, we're flipping the script by paying homage to an unlikely maritime symbol - the humble crab. Our “I 🦀 Vermont” gear is a playful nod to the offbeat, slightly absurd side of loving the land of sugar maples and sharp cheddar. It's the novelty shirt you never knew you needed until right now. A subtle signal to your fellow Vermonters that you’re in on the joke. Half statement piece, half conversation starter. Completely ridiculous.
But don’t let the teasing fool you, because these pieces are packed with as much attention-to-detail as a meticulously stacked woodpile outside a Burlington cabin. Expertly cut and tailored to fit like hand-me-down flannel from your trendy cousin in Burlington, each shirt, sweater, or hoodie is made from 100% fine, breathable cotton that's softer than a heap of fresh fallen leaves. Plus, our inks are damn feisty. They’re vibrant and incredibly durable, so your awesome shirt will stay awesome. Way longer than this crab-infused Vermont gag might last.
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