Want to express the sheer confusion you feel each time you step foot into the homeland of John Irving and Dan Brown? Our "I 🦀 New Hampshire" gear speaks volumes. It's a unique statement, right? More like a wild riddle wrapped inside a savage joke, ready to puzzle any passerby. A crab emoji doesn't quite scream 'Live Free or Die', but neither does a state that substitutes wasp for their official state insect.
Really, it’s perfect for anyone who's got a bone to pick with New Hampshire or just finding that old man on the mountain a little bit crabby. With this gear, you can express your feelings in the subtlest (or cryptic) way possible. Whether you crave for its vast wilderness, are nostalgic about its harsh winters or just like being a smartass, this is for you.
Our stuff's comfortable, durable, and something you can throw on when you're feeling like a hermit and still pass it off as a fashion statement. Breathable 100% cotton fabric makes this perfect for those sunny summer days or for crispy fall evenings. The vibrant, durable inks ensure your clever repartee won't fade, even if that mountain face did. With a unisex fit, it's perfect for any human or crustacean.
