Everyone has a quirky love affair with a state – ours is with Missouri. More specifically a crabby love affair, hence the 🦀. Because let's face it, when you think Midwest you instinctively think crustacean, right? Yeah, we didn't think so. But that's exactly the kind of contrary, cheeky mood we're in. When you wear this, you're basically shouting "I'm as unusual, unpredictable and funny as a crab smack-dab in the middle of Missouri."
Wear your unlikely love for Missouri loud and proud or gift it to that cousin of yours who moved to California but can't stop bragging about his Show-Me State origins. Or even better, wear it just because it's downright hilarious. We've even managed to betray biology and geography at the same time. The Met Gala ain't got nothing on us!
Everyone knows clothes aren't just for wearing, they're for expressing. So why not express the absurdity of life (or at least Missouri's seafood scene) with this striking yet high-quality clothing line? Made from 100% breathable cotton, each piece lets you bear the heat like a crab out of water. Or a crab in the sultry Missouri summer. No matter where you wear it—be it St. Louis, Springfield, or Sedalia—it's the surefire way to turn heads and make people smile.
Each garment is emblazoned with our crisp, vibrant and durable inks ready to weather any season in the Show-Me state. Whether you’re ordering a T-shirt, long-sleeve tee, sweatshirt, or hoodie, each piece in this range promises to be the best-dressed crustacean in your closet. Trust us, you'll love it even more than Missourians love their ribs.
