"I Cook in Wyoming" Tee
"I Cook in Wyoming" Tee
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You think you've seen breakfast done big? Son, you haven't even had breakfast until you've had a Wyoming Grand Slam at sunrise. The cowboys of the Wild West could chew nails and spit rust, and they'd use a hot skillet, hearty grub, and the open prairie as their workshop. That's the grizzly spirit of Wyoming - it can take a griddle to the face and keep on chuckling. So slap on your spurs, pan-fry your best flapjacks, and let the world know you've got the cast iron cojones to laugh in the face of a Wyoming winter, or that you're simply crazy enough to enjoy waking up at the ass-crack of dawn to dance with the buffaloes.
Our apparel, like a Wyoming omelette, is chock full of top quality ingredients. Crafted from 100% cozy, breathable cotton, it's durable enough to stand up to a bison charge and soft enough to cradle your more delicate bits with the tenderness of a cowhand's lullaby. It's imprinted with vibrant, robust inks that refuse to fade, even when exposed to the relentless amber waves of grain. Rock it while eating a stack of flapjacks or riding a raging bull, we don't care how you fry it, we just know you'll dig it.