"I Cook in Vermont" Tee
"I Cook in Vermont" Tee
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You like your seasons like you like your breakfast, cooked right? Then you should totally be showing off your Vermont pride with this whip-smart tee or whatever. Because, let's be real - Vermont is America's cozy little breakfast nook. Where else can you be freezing your ass off while chowing down on the best damn pancakes smothered with fresh, local maple syrup? This ain't just any maple syrup, it's the holy grail of tree juice, made by honest-to-goodness, protest-voting, Abby Hoffman-reading Vermonters who probably still use a horse and buggy.
Our slick "I 🍳 Vermont" gear is a tribute to all that and more. Whether you're a hardcore Vermonter or a wannabe pretending you're in Burlington when you're really in Brooklyn, this piece is the ultimate flex. Just imagine rocking this at your next ironic hipster brunch while name dropping Phish. Game changed. Purchase includes heroes' welcome at IHOP.
Each piece is crafted from 100% ultra-plush cotton because we want you feeling like you're wrapped in a pancake. The crisp, clear, vibrant print is just like Vermont's fall foliage - it won't fade, even after countless washes. It's the breakfast-lover's badge of honor, for real though.