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"I Cook in Vermont" Sweatshirt

"I Cook in Vermont" Sweatshirt

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
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Size guide

Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width2022242628303234
Length2728293031323334
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

You like your seasons like you like your breakfast, cooked right? Then you should totally be showing off your Vermont pride with this whip-smart tee or whatever. Because, let's be real - Vermont is America's cozy little breakfast nook. Where else can you be freezing your ass off while chowing down on the best damn pancakes smothered with fresh, local maple syrup? This ain't just any maple syrup, it's the holy grail of tree juice, made by honest-to-goodness, protest-voting, Abby Hoffman-reading Vermonters who probably still use a horse and buggy. Our slick "I 🍳 Vermont" gear is a tribute to all that and more. Whether you're a hardcore Vermonter or a wannabe pretending you're in Burlington when you're really in Brooklyn, this piece is the ultimate flex. Just imagine rocking this at your next ironic hipster brunch while name dropping Phish. Game changed. Purchase includes heroes' welcome at IHOP. Each piece is crafted from 100% ultra-plush cotton because we want you feeling like you're wrapped in a pancake. The crisp, clear, vibrant print is just like Vermont's fall foliage - it won't fade, even after countless washes. It's the breakfast-lover's badge of honor, for real though.
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