"I Cook in Rhode Island" Long Sleeve Shirt

You know how they say "if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen"? We're not entirely sure that applies to the state of Rhode Island. Like, it's nice that you guys have your own little piece of the coast with beaches and such, but come on--this place is so tiny, it's like Chuck from The Food Network decided to play a practical joke and made a state out of his leftover dough. So yeah, if you're riding the clown car that is Rhode Island, this 🍳 Rhode Island tee is just your style! Now, don't get us wrong; we love Lil’ Rhody and its fun-sized charm. We're just saying, it's cute and all, but comparing it to the other boys in the room? You've got to admit, it's kinda hilarious! But hey, size isn't everything, right? For example, our tees, sweats, and hoodies may not be gargantuan, but they've certainly got it where it counts! We're about quality, not quantity, just like Rhode Island. Manufactured from 100% pure, breathable cotton that's been lovingly crafted in the good ol' USA, these bad boys are perfect for chillin' on the beach, hanging out in your backyard, or strutting your stuff down the street. All of this while letting everyone know that 'yes, Rhode Island is very small, and yes, you're totally okay with it'. After all, everyone knows that it's not about the size of the territory, it's about the heat in the kitchen. So go ahead, rock this look and show 'em just how hot Rhode Island can be. Everything's been designed and printed with vibrant, top-quality inks and a dash of irreverent humor that's as durable and steadfast as your love for Rhode Island. So if you're ready to rep the coolest (and smallest) state in style, this collection has got